She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
