Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Randomize
