Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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