the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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