No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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