the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Also, beer. Big fan.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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