he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Randomize
