I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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