I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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