I need help removing her.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
