Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
So apparently I’m into choking now
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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