I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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