party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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