the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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