how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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