we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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