We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
She just used a chaser for red wine.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Randomize
