I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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