I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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