Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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