I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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