Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I enjoy the company of your penis
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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