He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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