I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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