Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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