Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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