So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
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