I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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