At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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