Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
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