Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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