In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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