I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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