So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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