Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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