If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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