yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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