glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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