Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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