Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
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