That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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