what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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