If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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