After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Shitshow foam night was such a success
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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