i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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