how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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