Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
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