i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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