I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
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