I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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