I'm pants shitting drunk right now
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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