everyone is single if you try hard enough
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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