he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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