Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
