Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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