i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Even my vagina gasped.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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