how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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