we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
