even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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