yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
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