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There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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