:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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